keeping one mouth shut

with a dog as clever as mine you often have to guard what you say like i cant mention going for a drive which is his favorite thing to do we planed our day  the dog was aware that we are going to be leaving soon he cuts his walk short and waits at the top of the stairs later my mother heads out to the car not hearing her i resume  watching tv the dogs comes to me and lays down later when we return home every one has to be fed i trying to fix something to eat my self so i did not pay to much attention to see if he was eating when i did look over at him he was not eating  banshee my moms cat was nibbling at the dogs can meat  then the dog turns around and begins to eat later the cat and the dog start to play with the same ball we have laying around